黑客帝国3经典英文台词
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep... ...why you live alone, and why, night after night... ...you sit at your computer. You're looking for him. I know, because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me... he told me that i wasn't really looking for him....I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question... ...just as I did. Neo: What is the Matrix? Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo. It's looking for you. And it will find you... ...if you want it to. . Mr. Boss: You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. you believe that you're special, and somehow the rules do not apply to you. Honestly, you're mistaken. This company is one of the top software companies in the world... because every single employees understand they are part of a whole. Thus, if an employee has a problem, the company has a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson.Either you choose to be at your desk on time from this day forth... or you choose to find another job. Do I make myself clear? Neo: Yes, Mr. Rhineheart. Perfectly clear. . Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson... you disappoint me. Neo: You can't scare me with this gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call. Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson... ...what good is a phone call... ...if you're unable to speak? . Morpheus: At last. Welcome, Neo. As you no doubt have guessed... ...I am Morpheus. Neo: It's an honor to meet you. Morpheus: No...the honor is mine. . Morpheus: Do you believe in fate, Neo? Neo: No.
Morpheus: Why not? Neo: Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life. . Neo: Morpheus, what's happening to me? what is this place? Morpheus: More important than "what" is "when." Neo: "When"? Morpheus: You believe it's the year 1999... ...when, in fact, it's closer to 2199. I can't tell you exactly what year it is... ...because we honestly we don't know. There's nothing I can say that will explain it for you, Neo. Come with me. See it for yourself. . Neo: This isn't real? Morpheus: What is "real"? How do you define "real"? ...if you're talking about what you can *** ell, what you can taste and what you can see... ...then "real" is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. . Morpheus: Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. . Neo: I can't go back, can I? Morpheus: No...But if you could...would you really want to? . Morpheus: Good! Adaptation... improvisation. But your weakness... is not your technique. . Mouse: what if he makes it? Tank: No one's ever made the first jump. Mouse: I know. I know. But what if he does? Apoc: He won't. Trinity: Come on. . Neo: So, is this the same oracle that made... the prophecy? Morpheus: Yes. She's very old. She's been with us since the beginning.
Neo: The beginning? Morpheus: Of the resistance. Neo: And she knows what? Everything? Morpheus: She would say she knows enough. Neo: and she's never wrong? Morpheus: Try not to think of it in terms of right and wrong. She is a guide, Neo. She can help you to find the path. . Potential Child: Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible.Instead, only try to realize the truth. Neo: What truth? Potential Child: There is no spoon. Neo: There is no spoon? Potential Child: Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends. It is only yourself. . Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down...but you're not going to do anything.And don't worry about the vase. Neo: What vase? Oracle: That vase. Neo: I'm sorry. Oracle: I said, don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it. Neo: How did you know? Oracle: What's really going to bake your noodle later on is... ...would you still have broken it if I hadn't said that thing? . Oracle: I'll let you in on a little secret. Being the One is just like being in love. No one can tell you you're in love. You just know it... through and through. Balls to bones. . Agent Smith: It came to me when I tried to classify your species... ...and I realized... ...that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet...instinctively develops an natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment. But you humans do not. You move
to an area, and you multiply... and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive... is to spread to another area. There is another organi *** on this planet... that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease. A cancer of this planet. You are a plague. and we are the cure. . Neo: Morpheus,The Oracle... She told me... Morpheus: She told you... what you needed to hear. That's all. Neo, Sooner or later you'll realize, just as I did...there's a difference between knowing the path... ...and walking the path. .
Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone. And then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world...without you... A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries... A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there...is a choice I leave to you..
黑客帝国1-3中的经典台词
黑客帝国Ⅰ经典台词
1.你有过这种感觉没有，就是你吃不准自己是醒着还是在做梦
2.你执着于耳听为虚，眼见为实，大凡这种人都有大彻大悟的期待，聊可安慰的是，如此就已经离真理不远了。
3.信命运吗？尼欧。
不信
为什么不信？
所谓命运，就是指身不由己，我不喜欢这种概念。
4.同其他任何人一样，一出世，你就是奴隶，出世就是进监狱，不能去嗅、去尝、去触摸，当一辈子囚犯，一个头脑遭禁锢的囚犯。
5.什么叫真？你怎样给真下定义，如果你说真就是你能感觉到的东西，你能闻到的气味，你能尝到的味道，那么这个真就是你大脑作出反应的电子信号。
6.丢掉一切私心杂念，丢掉害怕、疑问和拒信，解放你的思想
7.喝酒有两大好处，降低引擎润滑指数和杀死脑细胞
8.无知就是幸福
9.否认人有冲动，就是否认作为人的基本条件
10.当一个救世主就好比心里爱着一个人，别人不能告诉你你恋爱了，只有你自己明白，焦虑煎心，酸甜苦辣
11.你要记住，你不信这些乱七八糟的命运胡诌，你相信自己的命运自己掌握，
12.我在试图把你这种生命体作一个归类的时候，启示来了，所以我知道，你其实不是哺乳动物，我们这个星球上的每一种哺乳动物都有一种适应环境变化，取得平衡的本能演化，但你们人却没有，你们找到一个地方，然后就繁殖、繁殖、繁殖，直到所有的自然资源都被用尽，你们要想生存，唯一的办法就是扩散出去，侵占另一个地方，这个星球上另有一种生命体生存方式同你们相象，想知道是什么吗？病毒！人类是一种疾病，本星球的癌症，一场瘟疫。
黑客帝国Ⅱ经典台词
1.你在要求我们违背上头的命令
是的，没错，但我们之所以能够在这里，就是因为我们都有叛逆精神
2.我现在站在这里，心中毫无惧意，为什么，是因为我跟你们有着不同的信念吗？不是，我能无惧的站在这儿，是因为我记得，我记得我之所以能在这里，不是因为遵从前人所铺下的路，而是相信自己能创造属于我们的未来，
3.这世上有些事情是永远不会变的，但有些事情却改变了
4.什么是控制？
我们随时可以把这些机器关掉。
5.这世界上有很多事情，是我所不了解的，看到那架机器了吗，它是我们主要水源的再循环系统，我完全不知道它是怎么运作的，但我了解它 *** 作的目的。
6.因为你不是来这儿做选择的，你早已做出了选择才来的，你来这儿的目的是想了解，你为什么要这样选择。
7.我只对一件事情感兴趣，未来
8.我们是无法看透自己所不理解的选择的
9.我们会在这儿，并非因为我们自由了，我们会在这儿是因为我们并不自由，凡事都有动机和目的，因为我们都知道，如果没有了目的，我们就不会存在，是目的造就了我们；目的联系着我们；目的牵引着我们；指引着我们；推动着我们，目的确认我们的存在，目的约束着我们。
10.谁又会有时间呢，倘若我们根本没有接受过时间，又哪来的拥有呢？
11.梅：这世界上只存在着一种永恒，世间唯一的真理，因果关系，行动、回应，起因、结果……
12.莫菲斯：任何事都始于当初的选择。
梅：不对，错，选择只是强者用来欺骗弱者的谎言。
13.她不明白为什么，是因为那酒吗，不是的，那是为什么呢，是什么原因呢，很快这些都不再重要了，很快这些为什么和原因都消失了，最重要的是那种感觉本身，这是自然的规律，我们强烈的挣扎，拼命的抵抗它，自欺欺人的装作没事，在那泰然自若的外表下，事实上我们已经彻底地失控了。这就是因果，无可避免，我们永远受它的奴役，我们只能试图去理解，理解为什么。
14.选择，问题的关键在于选择上
15.希望，只是人类的妄想，它即是人类最强大的力量，同时也是你们致命的弱点
黑客帝国Ⅲ经典台词
1.活了这么久，我领悟到一个道理，就是我们总是无法随心所欲
2.如果想知道所作的选择是否明智，就看你在清楚知道将会付出什么代价的情况下，是否会仍然选择那样做。我对所做出的选择充满信心，因为我现在仍然选择这样做。
3.尼欧：爱是人类才有的感情
拉玛：不，爱只是一个字，字面下所体现的亲密关系，才是最重要的。
4.拉玛：这是我的宿命
尼欧：你相信宿命？
拉玛：宿命跟爱一样，只是一个字眼，一种表达出我来这世上有何任务的方式。
5.热恋中的人跟疯子并没什么区别
6.如果你不明白为什么选择那样做，你就无法参透背后的意义。
7.万物只要有开始，就必有结束
8.崔妮蒂：六小时前我跟梅罗宾基恩说，我愿意为你牺牲一切。你知道这六个小时里发生的变化吗？
尼欧：不知道
崔妮蒂：并没有变化
9.要不被事物的形体迷惑，这样才能真正的认识敌人
1. 人在这世界里，有许多事情是我们一定得做的。
2. 没有使命，人类就不会存在，是使命创造了我们，但使命联系着我们、牵连着我们、指引着我们、推动着我们、约束了我们。
3. 这世界这世界只存在着一种永恒，一种广泛适用的真理，仅用的真实：因果关系。
4. 比如：行动与回应 起因与结果。
5. 任何事情都始于当初的选择。
6. 选择是有权利与没有权利者之间的不平衡。
7. 新的感觉作成的一种假象，首先，不明白为什么，很快这些“为什么”与“原因”却将消失，最重要的是感觉本身，我们虽然强烈挣扎、拼命地抵抗它，自欺欺人的装出没事，在那泰然自若的外表下，事实上，我们已彻底地失控了，这是自然界的定律。这就是因果，无法避免的，我们永远受它的奴役。
8. 我们只能试图去理解，理解为什么———“因果关系”
9. “原因”是我们与他们的区别，是真正力量的源泉。
10. 每个人都是因果关系的受害者。
11. 该发生的事情都发生了，没有其他的变数。
12. 美好的事情注定是不长久的。
13. 一切都是命中注定的。
14. 问题的关键在与选择。
15. 一个胜利的同时，也是一个不朽的失败。
16. 无法避免的毁灭是显而易见的，人类天生的不完美是造成的结果。
17. 问题的关键只在于选择，接下来就回发生的连锁反应。
18. 希望是人类自欺欺人的精髓，他既是强大的力量来源，同时也是人类致命的弱点。
黑客帝国 经典台词
Oracle: That's it. That's the secret. You've got to use your hands.
Sati: Why?
Oracle: Cookies need love like everything does.
饼干也需要爱!先知开始教Sati那些人类的情感.先知教的这种爱是博爱,这一点叔本华是很缺乏的,但奇怪的是佛教很讲究博爱,而叔本华又研究多年佛学,他怎么就那么悲观呢?看来,Neo和Smith正是叔本华的两面,也是导演的两面,也是我的两面.任何一个既欣赏叔本华,又敬重佛教的人都会有这样的情况.
Sati: Neo!
Oracle: I was hoping to have these done before you got here. Oh well. Sati, honey, I think it's time for a tasting. Take the bowl to Seraph and find out if they're ready.
又一次证明先知的能力是”直觉”,Neo什么时候来这样物理因素很重的事件是很难预测的,但是先知确实预测到了Neo会来.
Sati: Okay. *to Neo* I'm glad you got out.
Neo: Me too.
Oracle: So, do you recognize me?
Neo: A part of you.
Oracle: Yeah, that's how it works. Some bits you lose, some bits you keep. I don't yet recognize my face in the mirror, but... I still love candy. *offers Neo a piece of red candy*
很精辟,佛经上讲:”得就是失,失就是得,有得必有失,有失必有得.”同一件事情的得与失比例对于不同的人来说是不一样的,你若能平心看到”得等于失”,那你就得道了.
Neo: No, thank you.
Oracle: Remember what you were like when you first walked through my door, jittery as a junebug? And now just look at you. You sure did surprise me, Neo, and you still do.
哈哈,Smith说伟大的先知绝无意外,而先知自己却说Neo给了她很多惊喜.说明先知对Neo的直觉并不永远准确,还好,这一点并不会对大问题产生影响.
Neo: You gave me a few surprises, too.
Oracle: I hope I helped.
Neo: You helped me to get here, but my question is why? Where does this go? Where does it end?
救世主问原因了,这是Neo在法国人那里学来的(第二部里,法国人就给他灌输这种思想),原因是动力啊.叔本华认为一个人的行为有两个因素:动机和性格.原因就是动机,这是没有争议的,而性格,既然是塑造出来的,同样也可以被改变.导演为什么在力求和之一部对应的时候安排先知提Neo的改变呢?就是要告诉观众,先知不旦给了Neo动机,甚至改变了Neo的性格.但不知有多少人理解导演的苦心.
Oracle: I don't know.
Neo: You don't know or you won't tell me?
Oracle: I told you before. No one can see beyond a choice they don't understand, and I mean no one.
“没有人可以理解自己看不透的选择”,这没有什么需要解释的.需要解释的是”先知还有不理解的选择?”回忆先知之前和Morpheus,Trinity的谈话,先知明确知道她这个选择的代价,但最后这个选择的代价却比她预期的高.说明这是个错误的选择(仅仅就利益而言),那么就无法看透这个选择了.但这个利益上的错误选择却并不完全错误,利益的根本就是生存的欲望,而叔本华在论自杀中就说过,像是主义,信仰,就可以超越生死,何况是仅仅被Smith入侵呢.
Neo: What choice?
Oracle: It doesn't matter. It's my choice. I have mine to make, same as you have yours.
Neo: Does that include what things to tell me and what not to tell me?
Oracle: Of course not.
Neo: Then why didn't you tell me about the Architect? Why didn't you tell me about Zion, the Ones before me - why didn't you tell me the truth?
Oracle: Because it wasn't time for you to know.
Neo: Who decided it wasn't time?
Oracle: You know who. *She points at the Temet Nosce sign above the door* Neo: I did. *Oracle nods* Then I think it's time for me to know a few more things.
Oracle: So do I.
Neo: Tell me how I separated my mind from my body without jacking in. Tell me how I stopped four sentinels by thinking it. Tell me just what the hell is happening to me.
Oracle: The power of the One extends beyond this world. It reaches from here all the way back to where it came from.
Neo: Where?
Oracle: The Source. That's what you felt when you touched those Sentinels. But you weren't ready for it. You should be dead, but apparently you weren't ready for that, either.
救世主的力量当然不能局限于Matrix,在任何一个世界都不应该被终结.而Neo那些问题可以很容易从无线接入来解释.关于Source的问题,先知说Neo在碰到电子乌贼的时候,就感知到了Source.事实上,那些电子乌贼就是Source,那就是本质.我们的思想不应该被局限于”Source是一个空间”,Source完全可以是一种精神,一种本质,一种灵魂.电子乌贼作为一种很基本的机器,就是很本质的.先知说Neo还没有准备好接受,那是当然的了,谁能接受自己的敌人居然如此高尚,如此纯洁?(这么说可能很多人摸不找头脑,看Neo眼瞎之后的视野就知道我在说什么了)
死不死的问题也很有趣,”你应该死了,但是还有准备好.”够绝!敢情不准备好死还死不了了.Neo是否该死的问题没有必要解释,也无法解释,因为每个人(包括不用脑子看电影的)都明白,Neo不能死.
Neo: The Architect told me that if I didn't return to the Source, Zion would be destroyed by midnight tonight.
Oracle: *rolls eyes* Please... You and I may not be able to see beyond our own choices, but that man can't see past any choices.
Neo: Why not?
Oracle: He doesn't understand them - he can't. To him they are variables in an equation. One at a time each variable must be solved and countered. That's his purpose: to balance an equation.
Neo: What's your purpose?
Oracle: To unbalance it.
Neo: Why? What do you want?
Oracle: I want the same thing you want, Neo. And I am willing to go as far as you are to get it.
Neo: The end of the war. *Oracle nods* Is it going to end?
看到了吧,先知要的也是和平.很多人以小人之心度君子之腹,说先知不过是为了一次完备的升级.人家先知是很…的!(没词了)这也符合在她公寓墙上找到的”Peace”涂鸦.
Oracle: One way, or another.
Neo: Can Zion be saved?
Oracle: I'm sorry, I don't have the answer to that question, but if there's an answer, there's only one place you're going to find it.
Neo: Where?
Oracle: You know where. And if you can't find the answer, then I'm afraid there may be no tomorrow for any of us.
Neo: What does that mean?
Oracle: Everything that has a beginning has an end. I see the end coming. I see the darkness spreading. I see death. And you are all that stands in his way.
Neo: Smith.
Oracle: *nods* Very soon he's going to have the power to destroy this world, but I believe he won't stop there; he can't. He won't stop until there's nothing left at all.
Neo: What is he?
Oracle: He is you. Your opposite, your negative, the result of the equation trying to balance itself out.
我们说过,Neo是逻辑外真理,是在等式之外的.Smith却是因为等式为了平衡而被建造出来的.解释就是先知硬是把逻辑外真理由值转为关系.借设计师的手创造了Smith这个可怕的负数.(我为什么在这里用”可怕”形容Smith呢?我和他一样的哲学啊!)
Neo: What if I can't stop him?
Oracle: One way or another, Neo, this war is going to end. Tonight, the future of both worlds will be in your hands... or in his.
我找来的中英文版本，希望你能喜欢
求《黑客帝国》中的经典对话，要英文！
Memorable Quotes from The Matrix (1999)
黑客帝国(1999)经典台词
一
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... I know why you hardly to sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit at your computer.You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo.It's the question that brought you here.You know the question, just as I did.
崔妮蒂:我知道你来的目的,尼奥.我知道你所作的一切:我知道你为什么辗转难眠,你为什么每天都一个人坐在电脑前.你在找他.我知道是因为我曾经和你一样找他.当他找到我,他告诉我其实我不是在找他,我是在找一个问题的答案.这个问题驱使着我们,尼奥.这个问题让你来到这里.你和我一样知道这个问题是什么.
Neo: What is the Matrix?
尼奥: “矩阵”(电影译为“母体”)是什么?
Trinity:The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
崔妮蒂: 世界上一定有答案,尼奥.它在找你,只要你愿意.它就会找到你
二
Morpheus:The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Busines *** en, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of thatsystem and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.
摩斐斯:“矩阵”是个系统，尼奥。这个系统是我们的敌人。你在这个系统中你能看见什么?商人，老师，律师，木匠......都是我们要拯救的人,但目前这些人被"矩阵"控制着,所以就是我们的敌人.你必须知道大多数人不能接受真实世界.更多人已经习惯,非常无望的依赖于这个系统,愿意誓死保护它.
[Neo's eyes suddenly wander towards a woman in a red dress]
[尼奥的眼睛突然被一名红衣少女吸引]
Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
摩斐斯:你在听我讲话吗,尼奥?还是在看那个红衣少女?
Neo: I was...
尼奥:我在...
Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.
摩斐斯：[用一只手打着姿势]你再看一次(那个红衣少女).
[the woman in the red dress is now Agent Smith, pointing a gun at Neo's head; Neo ducks]
[尼奥回头看,红衣少女变成了史密斯侦探正用枪指尼奥的向头,尼奥猛然回头躲避]
Morpheus: Freeze it.
摩斐斯:定格
[Everybody and everything besides Neo and Morpheus freezes in time]
[除了尼奥和摩斐斯,所有人和所有东西都静止了]
Neo: This... this isn't the Matrix?
尼奥:这...这不是在"矩阵"中吗?
Morpheus: No. It is another training program designed to teach you one thing: if you are not one of us, you are one of them.
摩斐斯:不是。这是另一个为你设计的训练程序,用来教你一件事:如果你不清醒,你就被"矩阵"系统控制,因为他和现实世界太像了。
(电影里这样翻译最后一句的:不是朋友就是敌人.我感觉它翻译的不对)。
全文台词链接如下
The Matrix (1999)
http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=matrix_ds
http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=matrix_ts
Matrix: Reloaded (2003)
http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=matrix2_early
there are some things in this world will never change and some things do change
Everything that has a beginning has an end
世界万物皆有始有终
求《黑客帝国 Ⅰ》精彩台词。
MORPHEUS与NEO的那段经典对白：“Let me tell you why you are here. You are here because you know something. What you know you can't explain but you feel it. You've felt it in your entire life, felt that something is wrong in the world.You don't know what it is, but it's there like a splinter（尖片；裂片） in your mind,driving you mad. It is this feeling that brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?”
AGENT *** ITH
Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human
world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a
disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost.
AGENT *** ITH
Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery.
AGENT *** ITH
The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was re-designed to this: the peak of your civilization.
AGENT *** ITH
I say 'your civilization' because as soon as we start thinking for you, it really becomes our civilization, which is, of course, what this is all about.
AGENT *** ITH
Evolution, Morpheus. Evolution.Like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You had your time.The future is our world, Morpheus.
AGENT *** ITH
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here.It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I've realized that you are not actually mammals.
AGENT *** ITH
Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment. But you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area.
AGENT *** ITH
There is another organi *** on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.
AGENT *** ITH
Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague. And we are... the cure.
电影里的经典台词?
●“曾经有一份真诚的爱情摆在我的面前，我没有珍惜，等到失去的时候才追悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事情莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个重新来过的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字：‘我爱你’。如果非要给这份爱加上一个期限，我希望是，一万年。”[大话西游] 点评：这句台词在现在的情况只能用脍灸人口一词来形容了。同时，他又被发展成各种版本，或同一版本用上各种不同的方言。只是不知在生活中能用到这句话的几率是多少。星爷在同一部电影里把这句话说了两遍，之一遍时至尊宝的表情夸张的沉痛，效果却极为搞笑，第二次再说时至尊宝的已经变的非常平静，我们却已平静不了。 ●“根本就没有什么食神，或者说，人人都是食神。”[食神] 点评：就像周星弛回答记者的话：“根本就没有什么周星弛时代。”史蒂芬周不学无术时骗得“食神”的称号，真正艺成悟道之后，却发现这一切都是虚妄。周星弛会有这么多的人喜欢他，正是因为他是一位平民英雄，没有莫测高深。正如佛陀所谓：人人皆可以成佛。 ●“古有关云长全神贯注下象棋刮骨疗毒，今有我零零漆聚精会神看A片挖骨取弹头。”[国产零零漆] 点评：反正关羽的地位就是人们千余年来不断神化出来的，今天星爷跟他开个玩笑，也算是维护生态平衡。周星弛是个能把复杂的事情变简单的人，其实调侃神圣的东西不过是一种幽默的手法，也不必因此就给星爷冠以什么高深的派别。不过，一切假装庄严的东西也都可以在笑声里解构。看这段情节时的体会是哭笑不得，因为一边想要狂笑，一边又要落泪。 ●“准确的说，我是一个演员。”[喜剧之王] 点评：如果你也坚持过什么东西，那你就会感动。星爷这种精神真是惊天地泣鬼神。想来即使他曾经扮演宋兵甲乙丙丁时，他也一样要求自己有思想有灵魂吧？苦心人天不负，有志者事竟成。不管是尹天仇，还是周星弛，他在人生舞台的投入都注定了他后来的成成。 ●“只要你说我行，就算全天下的人都说我不行，我也不在乎！”[大内密探零零发] 点评：没见过哪部电影表现的夫妻感情可以有[大内密探零零发]这样动人的情致，而最出彩的地方当是成功地描写了一段婚外恋。发嫂的温柔贤淑与李若彤的妖媚入骨都是夸张了的艺术形象，同是婚外恋题材的[一声叹息]与之相比恐怕要逊色多了。当零零发念出这句台词的时候，我真的被感动了，人生如此，夫复何求？ ●“我养你啊！”[喜剧之王] 柳飘飘拿了钞票硬币手表存折和那本[演员的自我修养]，道了谢，又回复了职业面目，走出尹天仇的家。尹天仇追出门来，喊出这样一句话。情深意重，感人肺腑，套用某人的一句话就是，“不知道哪个女人可以抵挡住这样的表白”。别说你不感动，那你不是太顺了，就是真的没心没肺。 ●“原来那个女孩子在我心里留下了一滴眼泪，我完全可以感受到当时他是多么的伤心。”[大话西游] 点评：我以为这是全片中最感人的一句台词。虽已蓦然回首，却是物是人非。虽然就在咫尺，却不能伸出手去抱个满怀。紫霞仙子也已不是神仙，她以前不知道，现在才知道，原来爱一个人是那么的痛苦。 ●“秉夫人，小人本住在，苏州的城边，家中有屋又有田，生活乐无边，谁知那唐伯虎，他蛮横不留情，勾结官府目无天，占我大屋夺我田，我爷爷跟他来翻脸，反被他一棍来打扁，我奶奶骂他欺善民，反被他捉进了唐府， *** 了一百遍，一百遍。最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间。他还将我父子，逐出了家园，流浪到江边。我为求养老爹，惟有独自行乞在庙前，谁知那唐伯虎，他实在太阴险，知道此情形，竟派人来暗算，将我父子狂殴在市前，小人身壮健，残命得留全，可怜老父他魂归天，此恨更难添。我为求葬老爹，惟有卖身为奴自作贱，一边勤赚钱，一边读书篇，发誓把功名显，手刃仇人意志坚，从此唐寅诗集伴身边，我牢记此仇不共戴天。”[唐伯虎点秋香] 点评：选这句台词进来全是因为周星弛如滔滔江水连绵不绝般的口才。在筷子敲碗的伴奏下把这段话念将出来。跳跃的节奏再加上激昂的打击乐，难怪夫人和四香都要意乱神迷。星爷说，思考是有意思的，逗人笑也是有意思的。有时间你就干点有意思的事儿去吧。 《一本漫画闯天涯》星驰大唱：“你老爸怀孕了~~~~~恭喜恭喜！” 《龙凤茶楼》星驰：“哇！你火气那么大，要不要我今晚给你下下火啊？” 《咖喱辣椒》（1） 柏安妮：你们警方多久来扫荡一次呢？星驰：哦~~基本上每个月都有，平均28天就来一次。（2） 洋妞把星驰打番在地，骑到星驰身上，星驰拔出枪对着她大喊：“现在两支枪对着你，你想我开哪支啊？” 《鹿鼎记》韦小宝：喂~~~~你缩到哪里去啦？韦小宝：我靠，差点被他一棍子打中！韦小宝：原来你的也有那么大啊？我还以为只有我有呢。韦小宝：奸好了，不要杀啊。 《神龙教》韦小宝：赌债肉偿行不行？建宁公主叫韦小宝扮乌龟。韦小宝：现在是送你去出嫁啊，扮乌龟。拿去用吧。（给建宁一根香蕉）龙儿：经过昨晚，我才发现原来你有那么多长处。韦小宝：我全身就只有一个长处。 《一本漫画闯天涯》星驰大唱：“你老爸怀孕了~~~~~恭喜恭喜！” 《龙凤茶楼》星驰：“哇！你火气那么大，要不要我今晚给你下下火啊？” 《咖喱辣椒》（1） 柏安妮：你们警方多久来扫荡一次呢？星驰：哦~~基本上每个月都有，平均28天就来一次。（2） 洋妞把星驰打番在地，骑到星驰身上，星驰拔出枪对着她大喊：“现在两支枪对着你，你想我开哪支啊？” 《鹿鼎记》韦小宝：喂~~~~你缩到哪里去啦？韦小宝：我靠，差点被他一棍子打中！韦小宝：原来你的也有那么大啊？我还以为只有我有呢。韦小宝：奸好了，不要杀啊。 《神龙教》韦小宝：赌债肉偿行不行？建宁公主叫韦小宝扮乌龟。韦小宝：现在是送你去出嫁啊，扮乌龟。拿去用吧。（给建宁一根香蕉）龙儿：经过昨晚，我才发现原来你有那么多长处。韦小宝：我全身就只有一个长处。 日常用语 很多人都喜欢《大话西游》，有很多台词也是朗朗上口。不过你是不是真的是一个“大话迷”， 就要看你是不是符合下边的要求了。真正的“大话迷”说话可是这样的欧。不过我还没这么高的境界 早上起来照镜子喊：“猪啊！” 看到一条小狗要叫它“旺财” 见到蟑螂或碗里的苍蝇要大喊：“小强！ 听见别人对你说话要说：“收到！” 问人名字：“你妈贵姓？” 当同寝室的人看上一个女孩时说：“帮主，品位太差了吧？” 向一个女生表现倾慕之情时说：“那我们大家立刻开始这段感情吧！” 同时还要说：“ *** ，不可否认我长得很丑，可是我很温柔，而且永远不会说谎。” 有认威胁你时说：“饶命啊英雄！” 看到别人打架，劝架时说：“喂喂喂！大家不要生气，生气会犯了嗔戒的！” 当别人管你借东西时说：“你想要啊？你要是想要的话你就说话嘛，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢，虽然你很有诚意地看着我，可是你还是要跟我说你想要的。你真的想要吗？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗？…… 天热睡不着觉时说：“长夜漫漫，无心睡眠。” 跟别人夸自己学校时说：“这里虽说不上山明水秀，可是也别有一番风味。” 当佩服别人时说：“我kao！i服了you！” 但在路上听见有人打招呼时说：“跟我说话吗？不是跟我说的吧？认错人啦！” 给别人看一件东西时说：“你不信？look！” 当听不懂别人说的是什么时说：“我明白了，你神经病！” 当考试不如别人时说：“论智慧跟武功呢，我一直比他高一点点，就是因为多了个累赘他才会高我一点点！” 女朋友问你为什么喜欢她时说：“爱一个人需要理由吗？” 当被抛弃时对别人说：“感情破裂了。” 对人谈失恋的感觉说：“可惜快乐永远是短暂的，换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦跟长叹！” 看到同寝室的人乱倒垃圾时说：“你也真调皮呀！我叫你不要乱扔东西，乱扔东西是不对的！” 喝多了的时候说：“哎哎，你给我点时间，我吐啊吐啊就习惯了！” 考试不及格时说：“我猜中了前头，可是我猜不着这结局……” 看到别人考试也没及格要说：“师弟，你也中招啦！”“怎么？难道你跟他有一腿？！！（注意，腿这个字必须用一种特殊的声音读出） 不能听正版的“only you”，会翻倒。 天气转阴：“打雷啦，下雨，收衣服啦！”或者“好大的棉花糖！！ 别人请你帮他带东西：“你要让我拿点信物给他看， 你有什么项链啊，首饰啊，金银珠宝啊，月光宝盒啊什么的……” 别人批评你：谁说的？我只是把视力集中在一点，以改变我以往对事物的看法！！跟人打架：我是女人哎，跟我玩真的 不跟别人讲道德的话 先来看看周星驰在电影中与他的老搭档吴孟达的一段对白吧（这里是凭看这部电影的印象所记，不一定十分准确）： 周星驰所饰的苏乞儿（这角色后来是乞丐，最初可是富家子弟）正在与人打架，做将军的父亲（吴孟达）带着侍卫赶来了。 吴孟达：“儿子，谁欺负你了？” 周星驰：“是我在欺负别人！” 吴孟达：“那他家有没有钱、有没有地位，够不够资格让你欺负啊？”…… 周星驰：“老爹，我要上京考武状元。”吴孟达（兴奋地）：“儿子！我们苏察哈尔家等你这句话等了整整20年了！ 周星驰：“错了，我是为一个女人。” 吴孟达：“好！为女死为女亡，为女去考状元郎！英雄！敢问是谁家女子？” 周星驰：“怡红院如霜姑娘。” 吴孟达：“啊？！妓？！！” 周星驰：“有何不妥？” 吴孟达：“敢爱人之所不敢爱，品味与众不同，老爹我佩服你！”
黑客帝国 史密斯的经典台词
当我想要对你们人类进行分类的时候，我突然觉得你们并非是哺乳动物，任何一种哺乳动物都会本能的发展自然平衡与周围的环境交融在一起，可你们不是这样，你们每到一个地方就大量的繁殖，直到那儿的各种自然资源全被耗尽，你们生存的唯一的出路只能是扩散到别的地区去，在这个星球上还有一种生物他们也喜欢这么做，知道这是什么吗？病毒。人类就像是一种疾病，是地球的癌症和瘟疫！！
黑客帝国经典台词~！
http://hi.baidu.com/vfishv/blog/item/524da93e45f757fa838b133c.html
这里是中英对照
there are some things in this world will never change and some things do change
Everything that has a beginning has an end
世界万物皆有始有终